Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got a grenade-like bauble for Christmas?
Let me enlighten you.
With the amazing SFX and photography skills of Jacinta Emily and the editing skills of me, you get to understand the excruciating pain I must have been in during this scarring ordeal.
I can tell you for free that tinsel in your mouth isn't fun, I had to cut it to length maybe 4 times so I didn't actually choke on it. It was a usual day in the office, had dribble all down myself too.
Anyway, enjoy and have a classy Christmas...